NOT THE PIZZA!

Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now
My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.
Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it
hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it.
So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you